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P(Doom) < 0
Optimism, expressed mathematically
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Black Bella+Canvas 3001 · Sizes S–3XL
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The idea behind the design.
P(Doom) less than zero turns a serious conversation about AI and the future into deliberate optimism. A probability cannot be negative; the impossible formula is the joke at the center of the design.
The graphic version gives that attitude a visual setting. It is a conversation starter for people who want to discuss the future with imagination and a sense that their choices can matter.
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P of Doom, less than zero. Impossible math. Deliberate optimism. This graphic tee turns a debate about our future into a conversation. Wear the attitude.
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Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001. Compare these garment measurements with a shirt you own, laid flat.
| Size | Length | Flat width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Measure length from the high shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem, and width across the shirt below the sleeves. Supplier measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).
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